Rock Opera

First song

Everythings normal, no bodies mopen'
for theory of people the future is open
our website will be here that is a given
we'll update at random as long as we're livin'
orgasmically awesome comdeical bliss
we'll do this for ever, as long as it stays like this

Awesome (collective high five)

story part

Miker goes on vaccation, stumpy comes and brainwashes Eric

Second song (The Stumpy)

I am stumpy, The stumpy
I make fun of stupid people, and kids think im cool
cause they're told that its funny by my mind controlling gruel
I am stumpy, the stumpy
I become alluring with each new follower
by controlling your site there is no way easiar
I know you cant resist me dont you want to be the king
check out my bitchin' track pant thing
I'm the bad ass low class stumpy
the booty kickin' taco stickin' stumpy
kids think your site's cool thats why i must rule
I provoke simple folks to emote
its no joke get your foot off my cloak
I'm the sky high hammer dry stumpy
I'm the smoke screen have a dream stumpy

And In summary
I'M THE STUMPY

story part
Eric being brain washed takes over theory while miker is away and begins to construct the theory of people castle

Song three

I'm building these walls,
to defend us all
the old system failed
now i'm to be hailed
build it higher
build it higher
build it higher

story line
miker returns and finds the castle and the eric as king, Miker then tries to reason with Eric

song four

(eric) crazy for what, for building walls, i did not steal
(miker) eric you've got to stop none of this is real
you are going to a dark evil stumpyful place
eric
(eric) not my name
(miker) captain space base
this five-tress is not what we're all about, so we need to tear it down
(eric) you just don't understand, i'll blow up this stinken town
you prepare to die
my mouth is very, very, dry

Story line
Miker, david and kovier amass an army to assault eric and his castle, miker is able to fight his way to the top where there is a final battle between eric and miker (a la episode three obi wan and anakin)

song five

(miker) he choose power, I choose freedom
if we work together i know we can beat em
(eric) Stumpy's power is raising me to a higher plain
after this line i'm going to eat some cat brains
and his power grows higher, and higher
(miker) the old site was like heaven, now is gone to hell
(eric) higher, and higher
build the walls higher, don't skmp on that barbbed wire
(stumpy) my power grows higher with each passing hour
(miker) ATTACK!
(eric) I'm king of these walls
(miker) your going to fall
you've pushed this too far, you've created a war
(stumpy) my power grows
(miker) i'm getting higher
(everyone) Higher
higher
higher

Story line
while miker and eric fight on the top of the castle it exploeds from within and every one is thrown about eric's brain washing wears off when he lands on his head

song six

you must see the truth about the evil stumpin'
he's enslaved you with the power he's pushin'
you must set yourself free or it'll be you that is losin'
you should try pancakes they're sweet ass amazin'

storyline
eric returns to normal everything is fine again stumpy escapes to be ssn in the next episode